- They have bad taste, I'm not a good looking guy!
- They sound like Tre choking on a hair ball (slipknot)
- Just about 99% of the population masturbates, the other 1% lie about it
- Yeah, fuck me, I wish all of you could fuck me!
- A guy walks up to me and asks "What's punk?". So I kick over a garbage can
and say "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's punk?", and I say "No, that's trendy!"
- I've been wearing the same pants since I was seventeen
- That's a big guy...bigger than me, but I'm working on it
- Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right
- All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!
- It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
- Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it.
- I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.
- I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade.
- You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?
- One thing I want to teach my son is sensitivity to other people. I want
to teach him not to be this macho freak.