- I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents
- I'm still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year old with responsibility
- Mike is funny like that, he's got one pair of underpants and he never wears
- I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...
- It's better to regret something you've done, than to regret something you
- I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, then
I'm going to get hurt doing it